all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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