Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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