A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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