Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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