so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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