I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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