My cat gives me a boner
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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