I cockslap morals
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
false alarm. still invincible.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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