i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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