Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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