these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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