Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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