So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
