This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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