Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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