I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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