why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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