Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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