we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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