no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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