I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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