Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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