She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
