when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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