Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
