Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
