You were right. It hurts to walk today.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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