I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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