Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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