Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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