Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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