She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Someone shattered a urinal.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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