Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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