some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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