Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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