He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
