you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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