That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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