butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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