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say what?
wanna hang out?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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