Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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