love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
where am i from again
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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