why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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