is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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