check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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