Having a random hookup so left but love u
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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