I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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