Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
how does that bad decision feel?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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