Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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