Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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