I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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