Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Randomize
