can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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